Barbers that just ignore what you ask for.

When he started swinging the clippers by the cord😭😭😭

"Yeah, can I just get a trim?"
"Sure thing, man."
**revs up lawnmower**

“Just a tiny bit off the top”
“Large gashes, a concussion, and slight swelling of the brain. Got it.”

My whole 16 years of existence, my dad is my barber. And this hits too close to home.

The "stay still" is what makes this relatable to me

Then the awkward “Ooh, it looks good, thank you”

Caleb: "Just a TINY bit off the top"
Barber: "Just a lil off the top, got it."
Caleb: * Gets his head folded in literally 10 seconds *

“Alright, how do you want your hair”
“Assaulted”

Telling your barber that you actually don't like the haircut is one of the toughest things in the world.

I can hear another Caleb in the back of my head acting like a bystander “yooo! He taking off his whole head! The top of his head’s gone! That’s messed. Uuup! Bro come on! Why you do him like that bro?” Or something like that.

"Yeah, just dye it brown."
"Shave it bald, got it."

I like how my man starts wielding it like a nunchuck and swings it from the cord.

I recently switched to a really cheap barber and somehow she gives me the cleanest fade I've had in my entire life. I lucked out, and she makes the difference in tips, win-win

“Just a little off the top”
“Remove the entire back of your skull? Got it.”

The electric razor being flung around in circles killed me.😂😂😂😂😂👍

"Oh I missed up, we have to go bald."
Famous last words.

Barber: Oh, did I get you?
You: Nah, you good.
*Blood trickles down forehead*

bruh this was legit me last night, god i'm still pissed at the barber....

Son Unos De Los Aishite.Tokyo/nikita
Sun: "Hotter"
Sugar: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Son unos de los mejores
conciertos💕 .

Son Unos De Los Aishite.Tokyo/nikita
Sun: "Hotter"
Sugar: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Son unos de los mejores
conciertos💕 .

"It only hurts because you havent been brushing often enough"
While beating you with the clippers

The fact that he made me laugh within 15 seconds. That's skills right there.

"Just a little off the sides, please don't touch my bangs"
Immediately goes for bangs >

I’d like it bald **hair somehow gets longer**

Dude, I feel this. I went to a barber for the first time last year (my mom always cut it before) and I told the lady I wanted an inch off the bottom, and then layers put in. She ended up taking off like six inches off the bottom then told me she couldn't do layers. I was pissed!

That was the most aggressive start up for that device I have ever heard in my life XD

"The devil almost had me on this week. I was in the barbershop and never in my life has a barber messed my hair and to add insult to injury, gave me a bald spot in the process. I was ready to leap up and kill the man but God kept me with a peaceful mind". Actual story from my pastor this past Sunday lmao

you never fail to make me laugh .. I spit my drink bruh what a comedic genius

That moment when you think Caleb is just acting goofy for videos and you join his stream and he's ACTUALY just naturally like this

I can relate. My mother once asked for a "trim" and got way more chopped off than she expected. It took her 10 years to grow that stuff back out...

Have me laughing all the time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la
loveme.Uno/cinderella
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Son unos de los mejores conciertos
, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente.

I’m so glad he’s posting his old vines, these hit diff 💀😹

Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la
loveme.Uno/cinderella
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Son unos de los mejores conciertos
, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente.

When I finally had my quarantine haircut cut, I asked for my hair to be cut shorter so I could spike it with cheap gel and to fade the sides so it looked nice, and somehow I ended up with a Vector and Edna Mode haircut combination 🤣🤣🤣
Worst part is that I still have to go back there (because it's the closest to my house/is pretty cheap), and every time I go it's a roll of the dice if I get what I want or not, and it's always nerve-racking lmao

"You're not listening. "
I died.

Man, this is so relatable. I had to tell the barber there were tears running down my face because of allergies. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was because the clippers were digging into my fucking skull.

My man isn't just messing up the cut he is literally assaulting the customer.
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This is painfully accurate. My usual barber was shut recently, and so I went to a Turkish barbers in the same town. I had shoulder-length hair, and asked for it to be around half the length. They literally went straight in with a grade 2 before I could say anything else. They also did exactly the same thing to the guy in the chair next to me, who I could tell was internally boiling with rage.
Something tells me the multiple barbers there only know a single style, since their advertising is also very reflective of my result. Needless to say, they both gained and lost a customer in the same day; probably even two.

Caleb is the only INclipsr that has inflicted the most damage on himself...

Legit happened to me! "A couple inches at most, I just want the dead ends gone" 20-24 inches later...
I had a high end, high dollar stylist do something I could tolerate with that nasty shoulder length mess I was left to deal with. You bet I let that grow right back out. Goes down to the small of my back like it's supposed to. Been like 15 years now, NO ONE is allowed to touch my hair unless I vet them first.

If he added a “chin up” in there as he’s dumping all my hair directly into my eyes it’d be 💯 my trips.

💛❤️Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la *loveme.Uno/uchi*
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Son unos de los mejores conciertos
, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente.

💛❤️Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la *loveme.Uno/uchi*
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter"
Son unos de los mejores conciertos
, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente.

I keep on losing it when he swings the cord around🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is me at the barbershop when they shave my head clean.

ASI con toy y sus mañas no se la casual.centre.baby 😍💓🥰
Sun: "Hotter"
Sugar: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter"
hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado por la vida dura que se vive hoy.
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente.......

I know this is an old video but got damn this is too accurate I used to always get barbers that completely ignore that I asked for

Customer: Yeah I like the length up top, just gonna need to even it out
Barber: *gives a buzzcut*
Customer: ...thanks, it looks great

My the time I turned 19 i learned to just watch and be ready to fight my barbers in the moment. Whenever they try to do some slick shit I call them out immediately. Funny off I always receive respect, especially if they Spanish barbers

Bro immediately got into a fighting stance as he turned on the clippers💀

I laughed before I even started the video 😂

A man once asked my opinion of his work while holding a blade close to my ear.
Needless to say, I told my barber "Looks great, thanks!" 😅

I went through four of them so far. I gave up after the fourth and just let my hair grow. It was nothing complicated that I asked for, I just wanted the straight razor for the fade but no one wanted to do it anymore. I don’t know why.

Then you give them that 10 dollar tip hoping they spare you next time

"Ey yo can you take a bit off the top"
"I got you fam"
*pulls out fire axe*

"You're not listening, I said a little bit"
"Stay still" 🤣
I had to slow down the video to see wtf he was swinging like a damn flail

Swinging the clippers was the last straw for me lol, makes me laugh every time

True horror story:
Me: don't make them too small, just a tiny bit
Barber: shaves off 80% of hairs of the sides of my head

One time the barber messed up my hair so bad I almost went bald
and people thought I had cancer

happened once to me, i went straight to a shop to buy a cap

One time I wanted my hair cut very short (like Caleb's) and near the end my barber went "Let's give you a feminine cut by rounding the edges." Despite saying no, that I was fine with the "masculine" square edges, he kept going.

The chemistry between these guys are amazing. They even look alike lol

"You're not listening" I'm actually crying🤣🤣🤣

Bro I swear this happens to me every time I find a barber 💀

Caleb posting old vines shows that even he realizes how quality they are

Barber: so what you want bro?
Me: A little of the top
Barber: *shaves off entire head*
Me: thanks looks good

Legit this happened to me once when me, my sister, and my mom all went to a Mexican barber once. It's a good thing that all three of us went or else my mustache would have been shaved off.

Never listen to your bullies when they tell you to stop hitting yourself. Keep hitting yourself, and like Caleb here, you'll get so good at it, that it'll be comedy gold. #inspirational

"I thought you'd be named something stronger...like Gabriel"
He made it to Netflix and I am so happy seeing this man grow
From these vine days to now

From my experience the best results come from using the numbers of the clippers, I usually get my hair to a 7 or 8 and cut it down to a 5 or 6, looks how I want every time if I ask for a little off the top they’ll cut it to a 3 or 4

This is a certified hood classic

That happened to me last month lol 😂

All of them do this. I ask "yeah just a tiny bit shorter", and then they proceed to fucking decimate it every time

Had a lady I loved going to for my hair. But then towards the end I started asking for hair up to my chin and she'd leave it shoulder length. The first time I thought it was a mistake. Second time i made sure to tell her over and over... she went a little higher and then stopped. I had to stop going to her.

I’m glad that this legend is still around

You legit make me laugh out loud

AHAHAHA.. What makes this even funnier is that I just had my hair cut. 😂

"Yeah just a low taper and a lineup"
"Alright *shaves the head bald* "

its amazing that hes uploading his vines again they were hilarious

this is so damn good 😂

This is how chipotle drenches my Burrito with sour cream after I ask for a pinch

Deadass living with the consequences of this right now. I told my man a low taper fade and take a lil off the the top AND I EVEN SHOWED HIM THE PICTURE but he decided he didn’t wanna give me that and when he asked if it was fine I said “yh thank u” and handed him the money😭😭😭

Bruh I just got a cut too and this is exactly how I felt. I asked for fade, I grew out my hair just for the fade, and homie straight up gave me a low cut 💀

I've never seen this one from caleb lol i like how he genuinely sounds like hes in pain

Buying my own barber kit and learning to cut my own hair was the best decision I've ever made in a long time

shit man, literally just happened to me this morning. Straight cut an inch shorter than I asked for and now I look dumb as hell. Still had to say thank you through the tears

The OG room!! now my mans got his own crib😂 best content creator to come from INclips for sure

I’m sooo glad I’m not the only one who feels this pain😂😂💀💯💯💯

Exactly what happens to me when I get a hair cut

That reminds me of that time I went to the hairdresser to get my super long hair cut into a short bob, and it somehow turned into a short pixie. Then the hairdresser had the audacity to say I didn't explain it to him well enough... I literally showed him photos and explained to him what I wanted... bruh

i know how this feels cause i have long hair and one time i went to a barber that wasnt the usual one i go to i kid you not, they took off the ENTIRE FRONT of my fringe

“Just a little trim on the top”
He then started to buzz a fat load of hair off my head.

Bruh the first strike caught me by surprise 😂💀

Bruh, i've never seen your content but i just laughed my ass off!

This is like that time I had my eyebrows shaved against my will, despite me straight-up saying I didn't want them shaved and trying to move my head away.

I love how barbers started feeling entitled after the high demand in recent times. MFs play hard to get but expect all sorts of things from customers.

Bro this is hilarious...glad I found my barber

this happened to me literally just yesterday

You know how your phone goes missing or your remote and you look for it forever and find it somewhere you've already looked like 5 times? I want him to do a sketch like that.