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  • 22/06/2020 को प्रकाशित
  • Going to a weapon shop in an RPG game.
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  • Kenneth Lam
    Kenneth Lam साल पहले +18284

    Bruh that merchant bout to see him quick save.

    • Petey Pete
      Petey Pete 9 दिन पहले

      Oh noes

    • FinalBossWTMN
      FinalBossWTMN महीने पहले +1

      That merchant unsheathed the super powerful and expensive sword like it was nothing. He's insanely high level, and would devastate his vital organs.

    • F.C Sweetluckingdom
      F.C Sweetluckingdom महीने पहले

      Yup

    • Joel Haggis
      Joel Haggis महीने पहले

      And do what? He can't equip the sword

    • greasycheese24 the III
      greasycheese24 the III 2 महीने पहले

      He doesn't have a good enough weapon

  • Rubhen925
    Rubhen925 6 महीने पहले +945

    Lmao this man didn't look at the level prerequisite before buying. Half the time I make that mistake too!

    • NathanCoarse_VGH
      NathanCoarse_VGH 19 दिन पहले

      I have those same issues in borderlands and souls games...

    • Oropher420
      Oropher420 24 दिन पहले +2

      Reminds me of the division except you bought the special guns with *real* money so you don't know what level you need to be on, so I had these level 30 guns (which is the end game level) which I couldn't use at the start.

    • SCP Personnel
      SCP Personnel महीने पहले

      @Matthew Crispin dark souls games come to mind instantly

    • Matthew Crispin
      Matthew Crispin महीने पहले +1

      @SCP Personnel What games do they allow you to buy it? The games I've played usually the higher level weapons are locked until you get to that level.

    • SCP Personnel
      SCP Personnel 6 महीने पहले +43

      The fact they let you buy it knowing full well you can't use it gets me

  • Stalin-In-Disguise?
    Stalin-In-Disguise? 10 महीने पहले +2971

    "Are you injured"
    "No"
    "Whatcha need food for"

    • Paul Rhodeman
      Paul Rhodeman 9 दिन पहले

      This parts had me cracking up!

    • human trafficker
      human trafficker 13 दिन पहले

      HUH

    • Misaki Animated
      Misaki Animated 22 दिन पहले

      To be fair, The human body is constantly losing millions of aging cells, in one way or another we are in a constant state of being damaged/hurt and thus need food that breaks down either into energy or into the building blocks that make new cells.
      Food is literally a Health Potion.

    • Derrick Parham
      Derrick Parham 5 महीने पहले +7

      (Skyrim when you're in the middle of an epic dragon-battle and you take a quick breather to eat 25 apple pies)

    • Near Darkroad
      Near Darkroad 6 महीने पहले +1

      @Deltawarrior thats me trying to avoid death door

  • Flame of Mage
    Flame of Mage 9 महीने पहले +3448

    The slight swaying is the most accurate thing. That's the one thing I will never forget about RPGs.

    • ImmortalEmperor
      ImmortalEmperor महीने पहले

      This is in basically every game. Its done because shit looks horribly jank when thinks completely freeze, so even if doing something things will default to a slightly moving idle animation, even in many old games.

    • ELFanatic
      ELFanatic महीने पहले

      I'm getting old. I still think SNES when I think Shopkeepers

    • The Orange Ranger
      The Orange Ranger महीने पहले +1

      Man, that's the one thing I remember about Mortal Kombat! The RPGs I remember had shop sprites that physically did literally nothing!

    • Doug Life
      Doug Life 4 महीने पहले +2

      The swaying killed me🤣🤣🤣.

    • TrentSing
      TrentSing 5 महीने पहले +1

      @Speed Yes he is fool.

  • Dan Basford
    Dan Basford 9 महीने पहले +3376

    RPG logic: "You just turned 12 years old. Now you and only you, can save the world. You can, however, hire mature companions with years of experience and who are much stronger than you. But...we all still depend on YOU...because you are 12 AND your father who was an epic hero and died on the day you were born, failed. Also, here is 5 gold pieces and a stick. GOOD LUCK!!".

    • Toadynamite
      Toadynamite महीने पहले

      Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell

    • zizo chemlali
      zizo chemlali महीने पहले +1

      And you end up with a god sword invincible armor and looking like your 22 at the end

    • Doctor Dingo
      Doctor Dingo 2 महीने पहले

      Every Legend of Zelda ever.

    • Jack
      Jack 3 महीने पहले +1

      @ZynergX where have I heard that line before??

    • Elijah
      Elijah 4 महीने पहले +2

      Lmao

  • Alter AMV
    Alter AMV साल पहले +4931

    “It looks so equippedable” never felt anything on a higher level

    • Nothing Realy
      Nothing Realy महीने पहले

      monster death animation: dies drops his sword
      Loot you get: 700gold and 1monster leather

    • ya boi
      ya boi साल पहले

      Kinda sad the stolen one got much more likes

    • Horse
      Horse साल पहले

      _

    • Iki Mingei Arts
      Iki Mingei Arts साल पहले

      So who stole it

    • Scorecatron
      Scorecatron साल पहले

      *cough* Hrothmund's axe *cough*

  • Jaden J.
    Jaden J. 7 महीने पहले +614

    “It looked so equip-table” that line had me crying 😂😂😂😂

  • Steven He
    Steven He 7 महीने पहले +2609

    Master arvacado.

    • ParadoxPerson02
      ParadoxPerson02 2 महीने पहले

      Hello Steven's Dad. How is the Beijing Corn business going?

    • Gameboy2007
      Gameboy2007 3 महीने पहले

      @Haider Playz steve he

    • Haider Playz
      Haider Playz 3 महीने पहले

      Failure

    • Andy Hage
      Andy Hage 3 महीने पहले

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • Clever C
      Clever C 3 महीने पहले

      Why is no one talking about how Caleb somehow BENT HIS SWORD… Another cereal box roller 😂

  • Sepehr Mirghasemi
    Sepehr Mirghasemi 10 महीने पहले +418

    should've been a scene after that that he tries to sell the sword back to the merchant and he says I'll buy it for 5000

    • SSJGreenSamurai
      SSJGreenSamurai 2 महीने पहले +1

      @Colix Naia Skyrim be like

    • Jared Ramirez
      Jared Ramirez 6 महीने पहले +3

      @Colix Naia Stonks

    • Colix Naia
      Colix Naia 7 महीने पहले +4

      Or maybe less if the game has a Barter skill. In games where you haven't leveled that skill but it exists, you could buy something for triple its value and sell it back for maybe like 30% its value. So, item value is 2k, you pay 6k, you sell it for 600. OR you just exploit the game to mass-craft a ridiculously powerful item and sell a bunch of them

  • MochizukiChiyome
    MochizukiChiyome 11 महीने पहले +565

    PlotTwist: The shop owner is already max level since he is able to unsheathe all the weapons and show it to the customer

    • This account is something else
      This account is something else 5 महीने पहले +1

      When it isn’t a plot twist but is it a warning to man kind to
      RUN!

    • David Thor
      David Thor 6 महीने पहले +7

      What you don’t know is that the shopkeeper is a past player who, with nothing else to do, decided to sell their hoarded equipment to the current player, who will one day become like them

    • Angry Crafters
      Angry Crafters 6 महीने पहले

      @Colix Naia skyrim? :P

    • Colix Naia
      Colix Naia 7 महीने पहले +14

      In some games, they ONLY carry the base level stuff your character could equip. In others, the shopkeepers are invincible, Essential NPCs that will suddenly unleash the fury of a thousand suns upon you if you accidentally steal something from the counter when you meant to talk to them.

    • Ldang1
      Ldang1 9 महीने पहले +18

      @Parasy or the weakest when the shop is destroyed

  • Sargon88
    Sargon88 साल पहले +9899

    Can we just acknowledge that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist for being able to unsheathe the sword very easily.

    • God
      God साल पहले

      @Daniel the merchant is actually master arvacado he gave it to the warrior

    • Daniel
      Daniel साल पहले

      @Louie Cubano but they don't respawn if I remember correctly? Honestly, I don't think it is worth it

    • Louie Cubano
      Louie Cubano साल पहले

      @Daniel except for ds series you can wack anybody who serving merch or blacksmiths

    • teariee
      teariee साल पहले

      In Bravely Default the save point merchant person is the bonus boss lol

    • Anthony Pizzi
      Anthony Pizzi साल पहले

      @alvin Ip wait what game are you talkin about where you can attack the merchant

  • Kevin The Maverick
    Kevin The Maverick 9 महीने पहले +102

    This man even made sure to do the small constant swaying NPCs do when they are waiting for you to select an option. Master.

  • Chloe Donatien
    Chloe Donatien 11 महीने पहले +256

    3:23 The way he says "stupid" got me

    • ParadoxPerson02
      ParadoxPerson02 2 महीने पहले +2

      Same. XD
      It was so demining.

    • Chloe Donatien
      Chloe Donatien 10 महीने पहले +3

      @Noobmaster 69 hahaha yessss

    • Noobmaster 69
      Noobmaster 69 10 महीने पहले +16

      3:29 killed me

  • CinnamonToastBunch
    CinnamonToastBunch 10 महीने पहले +228

    I love how he says 800k red gems is all he got, yet he somehow doesn't decide to just buy the entire low lvl counter, alongside the sword...

    • The Purple Man
      The Purple Man 5 महीने पहले +13

      @Slimu yeah a badass sword that you can’t even equip cus your only lvl 12

    • Slimu
      Slimu 6 महीने पहले +4

      @trahapace150 For real are you going to fight goblins with a butter knife and boxing gloves or do you want to slay them with a badass sword

    • trahapace150
      trahapace150 7 महीने पहले +8

      Because he wants a better weapon than a dusty boxing glove

  • Lord Dragonskin
    Lord Dragonskin 9 महीने पहले +573

    Shopkeep: "You're not high enough level. Go grind with that broken dagger."
    Player: *soft resets*
    LOADING SCREEN
    Shopkeep: "Welcome to..."
    Player: "Give me both boxing gloves."
    -80,000RG
    Player: *equips item*
    Shopkeep: "What are you..!"
    Player: *beats up the shopkeep"

    • L-Y3T
      L-Y3T 17 दिन पहले

      @J Meister nah. He fried me for stealing his bow.

    • Dashin Hayes
      Dashin Hayes 2 महीने पहले +1

      Gotta run down on the shop keep lol

    • chowin
      chowin 2 महीने पहले

      Unless he’s kecleon

    • Team Of One
      Team Of One 3 महीने पहले

      *Shopkeep marked as essential.*

    • Ayyy doll fiddler!
      Ayyy doll fiddler! 3 महीने पहले +1

      Aaaaaaaannnnddd....
      You killed the only blacksmith in town. So, you had to travel to the next town just to repair your shitty equipments.

  • Oletram Ekaf
    Oletram Ekaf साल पहले +20369

    He needs level 18 to equip that sword.
    At level 17 he will find a better sword from a regular ass chest.

    • zygas25
      zygas25 महीने पहले +1

      True though dawn breaker has extra damage to undead

    • Itachi Kamui
      Itachi Kamui 3 महीने पहले

      oml. you spend every single bit of in game curency to buy a really good weapon so once you hit the level u need to use it you'll have an op ass weapon but then 1 level before you hit that level u find a sword 5x better than the one you bought in a tier 1 chest.

    • Ulasi Arinze
      Ulasi Arinze 3 महीने पहले +1

      Borderlands

    • Octobarvaria Samoth
      Octobarvaria Samoth 3 महीने पहले

      @David Reyes you shoulda got your smithing to 100 so you can wear dragon armor and weapons at level 5

    • Disrespect
      Disrespect 4 महीने पहले +1

      Bruh this straight up happened to me. I was playing shadow of war, trying to complete a challenge to upgrade my sword and while I was doing it I got a way better sword

  • X-ler
    X-ler 9 महीने पहले +182

    Plot twist: he cannot take out the sword because he is still in the store.

    • ExcELLEnT -
      ExcELLEnT - 8 महीने पहले +2

      Ur not the first to write this

  • Kenper
    Kenper 11 महीने पहले +146

    You see, the boxing gloves are best for damage, but the screwdriver gives +2 speed. For the most optimized weapon, the slipper is the best bet. It deals good damage, and doesn’t affect speed. It is this most optimized weapon for people.

    • Giorno Giovanna the 2th
      Giorno Giovanna the 2th 2 महीने पहले +1

      he really should just keep using the Broken Dagger, by keep using the Broken Dagger it will change into the Rusty Broken Dagger which is help as it inflicts Tetanus, it is also one of the components for the Plague Dagger which inflicts alot of damage over time effects like Poison, Sap and Tetanus and is also a Bio element weapon.

    • Archsteel
      Archsteel 7 महीने पहले +3

      @SandwichBoiYT I mean, I know not everyone wants to do it, but that's why you just make a save before you grab the one you're guaranteed to find in Gunkfunk's Toilet. It's modifier is rolled when you pick it up, so you can just reroll until you get one you like. It doesn't take that long, and is a lot cheaper than trying to refine anyways.

    • D Roman
      D Roman 7 महीने पहले

      Not all enemies are children… is this FABLE!? Are we the bad guys? 🥺 also, with each level up, the sandals develop a chance to return if thrown. All the way to 99%.

    • SandwichBoiYT
      SandwichBoiYT 7 महीने पहले +2

      @Archsteel The problem with the rusty pipe is that its IMPOSSIBLE to refine. Its super difficult to find any copies of it, and even if you do they're usually low quality.

    • Archsteel
      Archsteel 7 महीने पहले +7

      Correction, Slippers are best on a normie build where you haven't min-maxed any stats. On a speed-build, the screwdriver is insane. If you take attack-speed multipliers, you can get your DPS to insane levels. You can easily get to level 40 with that as your primary. Though, you'll want to trade it out for the "broken sewer pipe" you can find in Gunkfunk's Toilet. Since that has the same speed, slightly better damage, and most importantly has a chance to poison on a hit.

  • alexcutie49
    alexcutie49 7 महीने पहले +31

    I died at “go ahead and grind up with that little broken dagger you got”

  • Astrodexterous
    Astrodexterous महीने पहले +5

    “You don’t be in the forest… the hidden palaces and whatnot!”
    I love the delivery of this line 😂

  • Not it
    Not it साल पहले +6421

    *The worst part is when that’s the only store in the game*

    • dragonAZH
      dragonAZH साल पहले

      When you can sell your item u just bought for 80k back to the merchant for 100 red gems back.

    • *GLOCKSTWURK*
      *GLOCKSTWURK* साल पहले

      @Spectral RPG lol

    • Tokato Believe it!!!
      Tokato Believe it!!! साल पहले

      Me: laughs while playing castle crashers

    • Icey Sue
      Icey Sue साल पहले

      YEEEES IKR

    • Hmmm Yes Interesting
      Hmmm Yes Interesting साल पहले +3

      Dev's note: to get cheaper weapons for user's at training level and other lower levels, can now access to a free new map for better early game experiences.
      Newb me: the main game is only 2.5GB.... I still got some space , i dont see why not
      Dev's note: its 30GB....
      Me: wait what?!
      Dev's note: With in game purchases and membership access to unlock other than training weapons. New update: training weapons *CANNOT* deal damage to enemies
      Me: bro why? Nooooo! I just wanna play the game...
      Developer: yeah you like that? You either play hard or pay hard

  • NeoKnight
    NeoKnight 9 महीने पहले +10

    The desperate "can I bargain?" gets me every time lmao

  • tall cat
    tall cat 4 महीने पहले +5

    And then when he finally meets the level requirement, he finds out the sword was the weakest weapon he could’ve gotten for his level…

  • rysoko ImaShura
    rysoko ImaShura 5 महीने पहले +13

    Ploy twist: he can use the sword, just he can't pull out weapons in buildings.

  • Arloe
    Arloe 3 महीने पहले +6

    Unsurprisingly the Shopkeeper does have a high enough level to unsheathe the swords.

  • OX3YMORON
    OX3YMORON साल पहले +12757

    Then he goes outside and kills an enemy that drops the same sword for free

    • Alfaric Quinn
      Alfaric Quinn महीने पहले

      this hurt

    • Chomik59
      Chomik59 महीने पहले

      Wanna sell it? Here you are: 100 gems.

    • MysticMylesZ
      MysticMylesZ महीने पहले

      @FireBlaze 4100 🤣

    • MysticMylesZ
      MysticMylesZ महीने पहले

      🤣🤣🤣 it's like slightly better too cause it's got an element or higher rarity
      Or it's like slightly broken and cost way less to fix

    • Kubaaano
      Kubaaano महीने पहले

      Which you can sell back to the merchant for 10% the original price

  • Sarah Stanley
    Sarah Stanley 10 दिन पहले +1

    and when he finally gets to high enough level to use it then he will have already found a sword better than the one he paid 80gs for.

  • MOBMusic
    MOBMusic 11 महीने पहले +7

    You, LongBeachGriffy, & MeatCanyon have the only videos I can watch more than twice and still die laughing too

    • Mr. Nonsense
      Mr. Nonsense महीने पहले +1

      Bro MeatCanyon is scarring.

  • Ashley Green
    Ashley Green 3 महीने पहले +2

    That hands through the katana part is making me feel some type of way. That was smooth as fuck.

  • Malik W
    Malik W 7 महीने पहले +9

    "It looks so e-QUIPT-able..." Felt that in my soul 😭

  • IpadIpaidIpeed
    IpadIpaidIpeed महीने पहले +1

    And by the time you do reach the required level of the weapon you bought you've already found a weapon with better stats along the way 😭

  • Rylan Fitzgerald
    Rylan Fitzgerald महीने पहले +4

    Nobody talking about how the left glove and the high-level sword cost the same amount. Busted economy

  • Iron Clad
    Iron Clad 8 महीने पहले +7

    Hold on a sec, the merchant being able to unsheathe the sword means that all the merchants in the game is stronger then the protaganist.

    • S1rWakka
      S1rWakka 7 महीने पहले

      Yes, but they're not chosen so there's no point for them to be a warrior

  • jakerockznoodles
    jakerockznoodles 2 महीने पहले

    I remember playing a gamebook where it just turns out merchants have incredible powers. You meet one travelling about and get the option to attack him. If you pick this option, the book basically just says "How do you think _he_ survives to do trade in a place like this?! He lifts a finger and blasts you to oblivion" 😂

  • cable kibble
    cable kibble साल पहले +9341

    instead of “no returns”, he should’ve said “i’ll buy that back for 800 red gems.”

    • Pedro
      Pedro साल पहले

      @Kscott McCauslin real shops don't purchase for the saling value either

    • Colin Kauth
      Colin Kauth साल पहले

      it was 8000

    • Dio Brando
      Dio Brando साल पहले

      Yeah

    • Preposterouss
      Preposterouss साल पहले

      @Jeffrey Sanchez lmaooo facts

    • Preposterouss
      Preposterouss साल पहले

      On god lmaooo

  • S E
    S E 3 महीने पहले +6

    I mean he could probably try to swing it like a stick, but knowing RPG's it'd probably just bounce off the enemies

  • MSJay
    MSJay 10 महीने पहले +4

    And then when you finally get high enough level to use the item, the item drops from the dungeon end up being 10 times better than the one you bought.

  • Justin
    Justin 9 महीने पहले +11

    Trade high levels with that weapon so the high level players who can use and want the item will just trade you red gems, along with other low level items too.

  • MSA
    MSA 9 महीने पहले +7

    " How u doin "
    " I'm doing *alright* "
    Got me dead lmao 💀

    • Yondale Thomas
      Yondale Thomas 7 महीने पहले

      What was so funny about that? I'm glad you're enjoying the video though lol.

  • LOCKINN -
    LOCKINN - साल पहले +8823

    "if it's NOT equippable why does that even exist?!"
    "It makes the weapons shop look like a weapons shop"
    *Everyone felt that*

    • Black Fire
      Black Fire 7 महीने पहले

      everysingle horror game

    • Idk_justalegend
      Idk_justalegend साल पहले

      ITS SO FUCKING RELATBLE IT HURTS

    • RageOfAntwan
      RageOfAntwan साल पहले

      *Equiptdable

    • Asura706
      Asura706 साल पहले

      Getting Mick and Ralph Vibes here lol

    • Johann Suarez
      Johann Suarez साल पहले

      The gun shops in GTA Vice City.

  • Council Of The Six Paths
    Council Of The Six Paths 8 दिन पहले +2

    Real talk, if the merchants talked to you like this in games foreal. I would probably interact with them all the time 😂 he was clowning him like his AI was made by Tony stark

  • Maayan384
    Maayan384 10 महीने पहले +1

    0:03 The way he sways gently like the characters in the game is everything

  • The Random Guy
    The Random Guy 2 महीने पहले +3

    The merchant mini movement is so accurate

  • 313ajr
    313ajr 7 महीने पहले +1

    I really wish merchants would be this savage in an RPG

  • MrSuriya6
    MrSuriya6 साल पहले +9450

    The moment when you realize that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist

    • Kei Kei
      Kei Kei 8 महीने पहले +1

      That's basically Bayonetta

    • Player Three
      Player Three 9 महीने पहले +1

      Shopkeepers are always op in games!

    • Ic3y Fr0ggy
      Ic3y Fr0ggy 10 महीने पहले +1

      When the merchant is actually the antagonist in the next season and he is also…
      FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z

    • Joyce Summer
      Joyce Summer 10 महीने पहले

      @Heskz Genshin?

  • MobianTrash
    MobianTrash 9 महीने पहले +3

    "It looks so equiptable" I felt that in my SOUL

  • 1MegaBubble
    1MegaBubble 11 महीने पहले +2

    "You don't be in the forests, the hidden palaces and whatnot, you don't be slayin' with me" LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • aazhie
    aazhie महीने पहले

    The merchant's gentle motion cycles are great xD
    Also "what would you need food for?" XDD

  • Plasmatize
    Plasmatize 4 महीने पहले +1

    "That is everything I've got; how am I supposed to eat?"
    "Are you injured?"
    LOL good one.

  • Xman
    Xman साल पहले +13085

    RPG logic:
    Buy price: 80,000
    Sell back price: 100

    • iEatChildrenForLunchBecauseWeAreOutOfFood
    • Joe Dollar Biden
      Joe Dollar Biden साल पहले

      @Koraxi it's not, but when you live in 3rd world a country you pay %70 tax for cars, plus 20% and raw tax that is applied to everything mechanical and another tax varies in percentage.
      An old antique Peugeot 206 being sold around 60k.
      It is worse and worse every day, but because humans are idiots they keep voting for the same thieves every time.
      They deserve this, but their idiocy also dragging us.

    • Koraxi
      Koraxi साल पहले

      @Joe Dollar Biden wow didn't even know Volvo's were that expensive

    • Asterixcalico Rose
      Asterixcalico Rose साल पहले

      In Spiritfarer, you sell for half the price you can buy it for like.... ? Bro I have 5 spirits lemme get pork

    • ProfessionalHakeemYt
      ProfessionalHakeemYt साल पहले +1

      this is Basically Skyrim

  • Majd Sinjar
    Majd Sinjar 3 महीने पहले +2

    “Are you injured?” Then what you need food for? 😂

  • Howdy y'all
    Howdy y'all 5 महीने पहले

    I love this. It's so accurate. God bless you all 💕

  • A Doctor
    A Doctor 8 महीने पहले +1

    I love how the npc gains sentience just to talk trash xD

  • Atom
    Atom 5 महीने पहले

    One of the best lines:
    "It looked so equipable"

  • flygon kerel
    flygon kerel साल पहले +5470

    "Are you injured?"
    "No"
    "What you need food for?" Had me DEAD LMAO

    • Vietbubbles
      Vietbubbles साल पहले

      Yeah because most games need food to heal

    • Eagle Nebula
      Eagle Nebula साल पहले

      "Is that air you're breathing Neo ? Hm ?"

    • Tebel-El
      Tebel-El साल पहले

      I started cackling

    • LEEKOPHOBIA_YT
      LEEKOPHOBIA_YT साल पहले

      @13irth get a life instead of picking on people who've done you no wrong

    • Force Palm Productions
      Force Palm Productions साल पहले

      @Evan Barnes wym?

  • Despaiir X
    Despaiir X 9 महीने पहले +1

    the coolest weapon in the game with a badass backstory of the original owner. Used in the battle to defeat the legendary beast towering and causing chaos among the streets. People have said this weapon is over 2,000 years old, 800 years old. However, its story will be taken with it and wherever it may follow and whoever leads it.
    *also its for display*

  • Izi Tris
    Izi Tris 3 महीने पहले

    i love how the merchant could actually use the sword

  • admin access
    admin access 2 महीने पहले +2

    “Are you injured?”
    “No.”
    “Then what do you need food for?”

  • Minari
    Minari 4 महीने पहले +1

    i love how it's called red gems but the icon is a bunch of gold coins lmao!

  • ProtoMario
    ProtoMario साल पहले +3196

    Boxing gloves only do fatigue damage too 🤣🤣🤣

    • goku black
      goku black साल पहले +1

      Ok ok I know this sounds dumb but I remember you from 10 years ago on a song you commented on called all star

    • CraZGuy Kwan
      CraZGuy Kwan साल पहले

      @OGLuqqy Chess ok cool do what you want

    • OGLuqqy Chess
      OGLuqqy Chess साल पहले

      @CraZGuy Kwan id much rather play morrowind or oblivion

    • CraZGuy Kwan
      CraZGuy Kwan साल पहले

      @OGLuqqy Chess ok cool

    • OGLuqqy Chess
      OGLuqqy Chess साल पहले

      @CraZGuy Kwan I watched my sister play it, by that time I had already played fallout 4 extensively and was way more interested in that

  • OMGClipThat
    OMGClipThat 10 महीने पहले +2

    The NPC swaying is on point lmaoooo. They just be swaying and looking around. That shit be funny as hell.

  • MSA
    MSA 9 महीने पहले +1

    My man just broke his knife and decided to do a skit. Amazing story 👌

  • gelino
    gelino 10 महीने पहले

    the ending had me dying bro🤣, nice video🤝🏽

  • DemonSavage Leo
    DemonSavage Leo 11 महीने पहले +3

    CalebCity I love your gaming videos have you ever thought about how bosses feel in adventure games they just sit and wait for you to come and fight them while your running around looting (Zelda BOTW) lol

  • NubularConniption
    NubularConniption साल पहले +2286

    I’d adore a series of videos with this character in this game.

    • TheBadKids ShadeRoom
      TheBadKids ShadeRoom साल पहले

      Here Is The Real Logo🤧 inclips.net/video/idp6qHwKuMc/वीडियो.html

    • Fill in the blank
      Fill in the blank साल पहले

      Same

    • Alex HB
      Alex HB साल पहले +1

      please make this happen

    • Adøre
      Adøre साल पहले

      noice

    • Tyler Pan
      Tyler Pan साल पहले

      StepeSo Spiritual many brain cells where lost looking at your comment

  • Andrew Alfaro
    Andrew Alfaro महीने पहले +1

    Should’ve had him try to sell the sword back and the merchant is only paying like 1/3 of the price lmao

  • Council Of The Six Paths
    Council Of The Six Paths 8 दिन पहले +1

    Has no one mention how clean his cut is, though? Straight from the shop

  • the local fbi agent
    the local fbi agent 8 महीने पहले +2

    His npc voice is so perfect

  • S_MUSE
    S_MUSE 8 महीने पहले

    Bro I’ve seen this video like 20 times and it’s still hilarious lmfao

  • AnimeOkay
    AnimeOkay साल पहले +17174

    “You can’t unsheathe it, can you?”
    This hurt. It hurts.

  • A Cormier
    A Cormier 7 महीने पहले

    i was trying so hard to stop laughing. had to watch this like 4 times to hear everything he said

  • MageBurger
    MageBurger 8 महीने पहले

    Y’know, this got me thinking.
    Imagine an RPG where there’s things about the weapons that depend completely on your stats rather than an arbitrary level. So you can use any weapon, but because of your limited stats, using the weapon makes it effectively useless (e.g. wind-up time is so slow you’ll be killed before swinging it once)
    …wait, Dark Souls doesn’t have anything like this already does it? …does it?!

  • _RealUnderscore_
    _RealUnderscore_ 9 महीने पहले +15

    2:31 RPG logic: food is just for healing.

  • • 5 seconds ago • 15 years ago
    • 5 seconds ago • 15 years ago 8 महीने पहले +1

    Sometimes the most ridiculous looking one would be the most legendary & powerful one

  • xDARKW01Fx
    xDARKW01Fx साल पहले +6644

    All this skit is missing is the moment he finally can afford and equip the 800,000 red gem sword, and right after buying it, he finds the exact same sword in a chest somewhere for free.

    • Q ThatOneGuy
      Q ThatOneGuy साल पहले

      Or the part when you unlock the strongest weapon in the game after upgrading the first base weapon and some random ass material

    • Del
      Del साल पहले

      stolen asf

    • Akulamatiquan
      Akulamatiquan साल पहले

      It do be like you loot it it's everywhere you see a guy with a pipe and you buy a katana and he has the fucking master sword

    • FireBlaze 4100
      FireBlaze 4100 साल पहले

      Samuel Moon it’s because the legendary sword wasn’t made for you- it’s actually a hidden quest item you give to the Prodigy Priest at the Church Hidden in The Streets- the hidden quest rewards you with a super overpowered companion the absolute *shreds* through Unholy creatures.

    • John Wiese
      John Wiese साल पहले

      Annie Sager royal is fire

  • Ultimate Blue
    Ultimate Blue महीने पहले

    That ending killed me 😂😂😂🤣

  • Mezmuree
    Mezmuree 11 महीने पहले

    These are things I've never questioned but just went along with it. 😂

  • DerianthDogeGuy
    DerianthDogeGuy 3 महीने पहले

    i love how the katana is the same price as the left glove, does more damage, but is for a higher level.

  • Just a Gay without a Heterosexuality
    Just a Gay without a Heterosexuality 2 महीने पहले +2

    I thought he would just unsheathe the sword by sheer willpower just to kill the merchant

  • Sharp Blue
    Sharp Blue साल पहले +1708

    “That’s one of the most powerful weapons, forged by master Arvrocado, wielded by a legendary warrior who brought it back in pristine condition”
    *Compares to own weapon* :
    +2 attack

    • Carlos Toribio
      Carlos Toribio साल पहले

      @Indra Servo idk

    • Stan
      Stan साल पहले

      @Mdautkreix - why would you mention a dead mobile game trilogy?

    • Mdautkreix -
      Mdautkreix - साल पहले

      *Infinity Blade*

    • Ridge / Nyan-BotXV
      Ridge / Nyan-BotXV साल पहले

      @M0C Kyzo I honestly just recently got it and it was the most tiresome thing in existence. All for -1 mp

    • Rambro654 M
      Rambro654 M साल पहले +3

      This is how playing the Witcher feels like.

  • Virgo Jake
    Virgo Jake 4 महीने पहले

    What's hilarious is that we've all been through this before 🤣 Didn't listen and got the thing we can't even use

  • Kiwi
    Kiwi महीने पहले

    The good thing is that he can just keep grinding levels until he can use it!
    The bad thing is... That it's a Level 100 Endgame item

  • R P
    R P 8 महीने पहले +1

    0:54 was perfect, right down to the camera work.

  • FuriouslyFury
    FuriouslyFury 3 महीने पहले

    Should’ve just went with the Spartan Sandals. It could carry him the whole run no cap.

  • Don’t Mind Me
    Don’t Mind Me साल पहले +5780

    I was waiting for him to sprint at the merchant with the still-sheathed katana and just beat the hell out of him with it

    • Alex Luca
      Alex Luca 8 महीने पहले +1

      He can't do that, u sheathed weapons cannot be used to attack that's just how rpgs work

    • Isaiah Hardge
      Isaiah Hardge साल पहले

      Civilians are invincible in some games lol, can only hurt enemies

    • Fool
      Fool साल पहले

      Quicksave

    • FalseRadiation
      FalseRadiation साल पहले

      It would do +0 attack damage

    • Aige
      Aige साल पहले

      xd

  • Dark Spin
    Dark Spin 11 महीने पहले +8

    When the merchant offered him the golden sword Caleb said “that’s everything I got”, meaning he had 800000 gems

    • Jared Ramirez
      Jared Ramirez 6 महीने पहले

      If that's all he got, he should of bought it lmao

  • selena cordeiro
    selena cordeiro 6 महीने पहले

    “It looks so equiptable” That did me in, idk why 🤣

  • Doug Life
    Doug Life 4 महीने पहले

    Couldn't stop laughing at the shopkeeper swaying back and forth like that. Very accurate.

  • Frosty
    Frosty 8 महीने पहले

    i like how the merchant broke out his formal character when he proved his point just to humiliate him

  • Colt rex101
    Colt rex101 साल पहले +3168

    plot twist: he couldn't unsheathe the sword because he was inside a building

    • Guessim_comp
      Guessim_comp साल पहले

      No he said he wasn’t high enough level

    • Sabeel Sheikh
      Sabeel Sheikh साल पहले +1

      Cole Butler it’s the other way around my dude

    • Cole Butler
      Cole Butler साल पहले

      Bruh, you just copied the comment beneath you.

    • Jay Murda
      Jay Murda साल पहले +1

      I swear I thought he was gonna say that lmfaooooo

  • theironminer remastered
    theironminer remastered 6 महीने पहले +1

    Imagine if merchants were previous players that decided to trade

  • Idrissa Wane
    Idrissa Wane 8 महीने पहले

    This guy is the best in this genre 😂

  • grtoocool
    grtoocool 10 महीने पहले +1

    At the end when he said "no returns either", he could technically sell it back to him and only get like half of the money he paid back. lol

    • Kaneki Kingstorm
      Kaneki Kingstorm 10 महीने पहले

      That be pissing me off the most

  • Jordan
    Jordan 5 महीने पहले +1

    That slow movement of the shopkeepers head was gold 0:26

  • raiden
    raiden साल पहले +2813

    *THE WORST PART IS WHEN THATS THE ONLY STORE IN THE GAME*

    • TophatAndTeacup
      TophatAndTeacup साल पहले

      @Naruto’s Persona I think it's a Zelda game yeah, probably a conglomerate of elements from a few of them.

    • Naruto’s Persona
      Naruto’s Persona साल पहले

      @TophatAndTeacup true true, what do you think its based off? I mean it has alot of similarities with botw

    • Solus Aldrain
      Solus Aldrain साल पहले

      Reminds me of Zelda: windwaker. That boat was everywhere.

    • Mr Ditkovich
      Mr Ditkovich साल पहले

      I felt this on a personal level ngl

    • holybananapeel
      holybananapeel साल पहले +2

      *AND YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND FOURTH TO THE SAME STORE*

  • Ace Dynamite
    Ace Dynamite 11 महीने पहले +1

    I think that the protagonist should have started farming the merchant cus most npcs respawn

  • EricAnims
    EricAnims महीने पहले

    and then there's a weapon SO POWERFUL, that it's equipable / purchasable AFTER you 100% beat the game

  • Görkem Kurutas
    Görkem Kurutas महीने पहले +3

    When u play Elden Ring and buy a high Level weapon and didnt realize that u can't use it "whats wrong?!" 3:02

  • Eryn Perez
    Eryn Perez 9 महीने पहले

    I like how he has the video game shop music play every couple minutes lmao

  • Corvus Lunae
    Corvus Lunae 2 महीने पहले +2

    Watch him find it as loot later in the game to feel even dumber. Yeah, it happens.